bitch ass kid: *talks while teacher is talking*
teacher: can u not do that
bitch ass kid: what a bitch

toue-company:

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"So dad… This is Ren. H-He’s my… Boyfriend…" 

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"Nice choice son! He looks exactly like me!" 

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"I sort of do- Don’t I?" 

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My boyfriend looks like my dad what does this mean 

ernbarassing:

if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it

I

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

joshpeck:

joshpeck:

joshpeck:

i want you all to know i have found someone that i love and want to spend the rest of my life with

it’s me

remember kids: love yourself

kawaiians:

I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM

smallgay:

my rapper name would be 2 stressd

stormiin-mormon:

Swag

rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3